Harvey and Sheila (Buy a Wedding Ring and Marry in the Spring) - Allan Sherman

Harvey and Sheila\nHarvey and Sheila\nHarvey and Sheila\nOh the day they met.\nHarvey and Sheila\nHarvey and Sheila\nHarvey and Sheila\nNo one will forget.\nHarvey’s a cpa\nHe works for ibm\nHe went to mit\nAnd got his phd.\nSheila’s a girl I know\nAt bbdno\nShe works the pbx\nAnd makes out the checks.\nThen, came, one great day when,\nHarvey took the elevator,\nSheila got in two floors later,\nSoon they both feltthey were falling,\nEveryone heard Sheila calling,\n«RING THE BELL»\nBut they fell,\nHarv and Sheila fell in love.\nHarvey and Sheila\nHarvey and Sheila\nHarvey and Sheila\nChose a wedding ring.\nHarvey and Sheila\nHarvey and Sheila\nHarvey and Sheila\nMarried in the spring.\nShe shopped at A&P\nHe bought a usedmg\nThey sat and watched tv On their rca.\nBorrowed from hfc\nBought some at&T\nAnd on election day\nWorked for jfk.\nThen they went and got a Charge-a-plate from are. H. Macy’s\nBought a layette\nPink and lacey\nThen they had twin baby girls\nBoth with dimples\nBoth with curls\nOne named Bea\nOne named Kay\nSoon they joined the pta.\nHarvey and Sheila\nHarvey and Sheila\nHarvey and Sheila\nMoved to west la Harvey and Sheila\nHarvey and Sheila\nHarvey and Sheila\nFlew twa\nThey bought a house one day\nFinanced by hfa\nIt had a swimming pool\nFull of H2o\nTraded their used mg For a new xke\nSwitched to the gop\nThat’s they way thing go.\nOh that Harvey he was really smart\nHe used his noodle\nSheila got a white French Poodle\nWent to Europe with a visa\nHarvey’s rich they say that he’s a Vip\nThis could be Only in the usa.