Toys - Sol Invictus

The dolls have burnt down the dolls house

The Chessmen have been put to the sword

The Droughts are forming a coven

Peter Pan is sleeping with whores

The man in the moon, oh where did he go

It’s rumored some astronauts were seen digging a hole

The Daleks are on the council

Action Man likes little boys

The Moomins they worship Satan

The Wombles have been humanely destroyed

The man in the moon, oh where did he go

It’s rumored some astronauts were seen digging a hole

The 3 bears share more than porridge

Biggles is bankrupt and sleeps in his car

Janet sells smack from her basement

While John’s a people trafficker

Noddy he makes snuff movies

Rupert bear hung himself from a tree

Andy Pandy he is on steroids

The famous five are on a murder spree

The man in the moon, oh where did he go

It’s rumored some astronauts were seen digging a hole

We are easily brought and so easily sold

England expects you to do as you’re bloody well told