The Day The British Army Lost The War - Albert Hammond

Your father spent his life on a military base\nHe made the army his career\nHe pinned your pictures up in the officer’s mess\nAnd hoped you’d marry a bombardier\nBut you had a crush on the son of a working man\nI know that made the major sore\nBut still he smiled with the utmost self-control\nThe day the British army lost the war\nAnd they argued over tea\nAnd they argued over me\nAnd they sent you to your room and locked the door\nYes, and they argued over tea\nHaha!, argued over me\nThe day the British army lost the war\nBut I know you loved you old man very much\nBut then I know you loved me more\nAnd I loved you more than I even loved myself\nThe day the British army lost the war\nAnd they argued over tea\nAnd they argued over me\nAnd they sent you to your room and locked the door\nYes, and they argued over tea\nAnd they argued over me\nThe day the British army lost the war\nThe day the British army lost the war