DJ Footlong - CRU

So I got shorty bent over the table, right?

Next thing you know, her momma walk through the door

So I said fuck it 'cause her momma got ass too (Sure do)

What? (Huh?) We taping?

Ah man, this the DJ Footlong about to hit in the anal

We got Da Dirty 30 party

We got Yogi, and we got Chaddio, and can’t forget…

I can’t forget my man with the big ass gold bracelet

What’s his name? The Mighty Ha

Uh, nigga, pass me that O.E. 900

Can’t forget all my peoples up there in the Boogie Down Bron-x

And all my peoples up in Harlem

And I can’t forget all my Boriquas up there near La Marqueta

And would y’all please stop breaking into my car?

And I can’t forget honey out in Brooklyn that gave me head the other night

Uh, I’m sorry for cumming up in your eye

But next time, keep your head up

I gotta shout out my man Dave Carr

Uh, man, I told ya Chicago was gonna beat the Knicks

Man, Charles Oakley can’t make a damn layup

And I hope Michael Jordan paying y’all for all them posters he’s making

Uh, psych, I’m just fuckin' with you, Charles

Uh, I gotta send a rest in peace to my nigga Notorious B.I.G

Uh, and to that hoe upstate, now you know that baby ain’t mine

Little nigga look like Flavor Flav

Oh yeah, and I can’t forget my man Dirty

Oh yeah, and I gotta say thank you to O.J. for fucking it up for the rest of us

Now you can’t even look at a bitch like you gonna beat her ass